You know you`re a *My Little Pony* Maniac when... |
~You start saying "Yes, yes, yes!" when positively responding to questions ~You have too many ponies to count ~You want to stop at every single thrift shop/ antique mall that you run across to check 'quickly' if they have any My Little Ponies ~You truly prefer a pony name to your real name ~You start imagining symbols on live ponies and horses ("Hey! Look at those spots! That pony definitely resembles Cotton Candy!") ~You sleep with a My Little Pony plushie/ pillow buddy ~You almost expect to recognize people by their symbols ~You have a My Little Pony website/ want to make one, or simply enjoy surfing your heart out ~You are known to break out singing random My Little Pony songs ~The cashiers at your favorite toy store practically know you ~You have memorized just about every single My Little Pony name there ever was ~You have seriously considered dying your hair the color of your favorite pony's ~When people walk into your room, they are stunned by the sheer enormity of colorful ponies ~Your dream job has something to do with getting employed by Hasbro ~You save part of your money and use it only to buy My Little Ponies ~Every single time you see a seahorse, "Call Upon the Sea Ponies" pops into your head (and you often start singing it, too) ~You've had pony dreams at night ~You find yourself doodling ponies on homework, test papers, and especially notes ~Whenever you feel something sticky, you immediately panic that the witches have made more smooze ~You talk about My Little Ponies so much that your family and friends (who don`t even like My Little Ponies) can name about 20 of yours by heart ~You will never spell ~You are actually reading these "jokes" and you can understand them |