You know you`re a
*My Little Pony*
Maniac when...
~You start saying "Yes, yes, yes!" when positively responding to questions

~You have too many ponies to count

~You want to stop at every single thrift shop/ antique mall that you run across to check 'quickly' if they have any My Little Ponies

~You truly prefer a pony name to your real name

~You start imagining symbols on live ponies and horses ("Hey! Look at those spots!  That pony definitely resembles Cotton Candy!")

~You sleep with a My Little Pony plushie/ pillow buddy

~You almost expect to recognize people by their symbols

~You have a My Little Pony website/ want to make one, or simply enjoy surfing your heart out

~You are known to break out singing random My Little Pony songs

~The cashiers at your favorite toy store practically know you

~You have memorized just about every single My Little Pony name there ever was

~You have seriously considered dying your hair the color of your favorite pony's

~When people walk into your room, they are stunned by the sheer enormity of colorful ponies

~Your dream job has something to do with getting employed by Hasbro

~You save part of your money and use it only to buy My Little Ponies

~Every single time you see a seahorse, "Call Upon the Sea Ponies" pops into your head (and you often start singing it, too)

~You've had pony dreams at night

~You find yourself doodling ponies on homework, test papers, and especially notes

~Whenever you feel something sticky, you immediately panic that the witches have made more smooze

~You talk about My Little Ponies so much that your family and friends (who don`t even like My Little Ponies) can name about 20 of yours by heart

~You will never spell mane main right again

~You are actually reading these "jokes" and you can understand them